I lied to Claude and the output got 10x better. I told it 9 other Claudes were competing for the same job and only the best one would keep running. Sounds ridiculous, but... it worked? The output was
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—Views / houraverage velocity since it published
—Peak velocitythe hottest sustained views/hr it ever hit
—vs. their normalpace relative to this creator's own baseline
—Engagementlikes per view — real engagement is hard to fake
—Agehow early Slope caught this surge