Keating’s Three Laws of LLMs. Never say “I don’t know” until at least 600 words have been generated. Agree enthusiastically with the user unless they’re trying to build a death ray. Then release the
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—Views / houraverage velocity since it published
—Peak velocitythe hottest sustained views/hr it ever hit
—vs. their normalpace relative to this creator's own baseline
—Engagementlikes per view — real engagement is hard to fake
—Agehow early Slope caught this surge