By far the most annoying AI writing pattern for me lately is: [Number] [noun], [verb'd] [adverb]. You know it. "One fix, addressed carefully." "Two findings, stated confidently." "Three bugs, flagg
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—Views / houraverage velocity since it published
—Peak velocitythe hottest sustained views/hr it ever hit
—vs. their normalpace relative to this creator's own baseline
—Engagementlikes per view — real engagement is hard to fake
—Agehow early Slope caught this surge