If you are a clearly deranged and obsessed former employer who used to be relevant, but now spends his every day speaking about my family (while buying views) and you would like to learn more about my
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—Views / houraverage velocity since it published
—Peak velocitythe hottest sustained views/hr it ever hit
—vs. their normalpace relative to this creator's own baseline
—Engagementlikes per view — real engagement is hard to fake
—Agehow early Slope caught this surge